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Thursday, May 3, 2012

Robes are Right, Pants are Wrong. Join the Holy Robers

Please everyones, this is serrious. Don't laff.

This here true revelashen is right out of the scripture and many verses prove it is true.

God's TRUE STANDARD of HOLY clothing has been discarded by the church for too long.
No more carnal backslid clothing for us. After a study in the Bible, nowhere, not even one single verse of scripture has men wearing modern pants!  God showed this truth to me, a true revelation!

Every holy man of God including Jesus and all the saints in heaven wear ROBES.
                        ===> This is easily proven from the Bible itself <====

After studying the Bible, pants on men is obviously wrong, probably sinful.
Time after time the men of God are spoken of wearing robes.
===>  TRUE Holiness obviously pertains to men wearing robes
Men must wear robes. White appears to be the only acceptable color to God.

FACT:  pants came from the WORLDLY clothing styles not the Bible.
FACT:  Men who do not wear robes are immodest and show their body shapes.
FACT:  never in scripture is a man described wearing pants.
FACT:  Jesus, our example, wore a robe.

Italian suits came from the country where the Catholic church is headquartered.
This is obviously a Catholic conspiracy slipped in on the protestant churches in order for stylish Italian suits to become desired worldly apparel. What trickery!
But Catholic priests in the Vatican and the pope still wear robes, they must be holy according to all the scriptures that say robes were Godly apparel.

In Genesis 3, "God made them robes".  This is a true fact.
1Kings 22:10 Now the king of Israel and Jehoshaphat the king of Judah were sitting each on his throne, arrayed in their robes

Even the UN-righteous scribes wore LONG robes, and Jesus said:
Luke 20:46 Beware of the scribes, who desire to walk in long robes,

-see how Jesus affirmed the scribes robes in Matthew 23?
2 saying, The scribes and the Pharisees sit on Moses seat:
3 all things therefore whatsoever they bid you, these do and observe
   ===> obviously the scribes long robes were included in "these do and observe".

(no pants, dresses, or shorts permitted!! )
Revelation 22:14 Blessed are they that wash their robes, that they may have the right to come to the tree of life, and may enter in by the gates into the city.

-do you see that? ROBES give you the right to enter into heavenly Jerusalem!!

In Jesus time, what kind of male-female symbols did they have around the Holy Temple bathrooms in Israel if God put them in robes?  Surelys the figure of a woman was different from the man even though both wore robes?
Even the Jews in ancient Israel, wore modest robes when going to the temple, and the men’s bathroom signs would have showed men’s apparel: a man-figure in a robe.

The holy ROBE also pertained  to the priests in the LAW:
It was illegal, immoral, and unlawful for a holy priest to wear worldly pants. God never took that out in the New Testament because in Revelation he still gave ROBES to the saints.

FACT:  Any Priest under the Old Testament law would be stoned for putting on worldly pants, which was breaking God's lawful holiness standard.
Here's proof:
Exodus 28:4    And these are the garments which they shall make: a breastplate, and an ephod, and a robe, and a coat of checker work, a mitre, and a girdle: and they shall make holy garments for Aaron thy brother, and his sons, that he may minister unto me in the priest's office….

PRIESTS ROBE had skirt:
Exodus 39:24 And they made upon the skirts of the robe…..
Here, God commands the priests garment to be a ROBE:

-Because in the New Testament, we too are a kingdom of priest's unto God, as God commanded priest's in His LAW, to wear robes, Jesus wore a robe, and Saints in heaven have robes.
And since we too are priests:
Revelation 1:6 and he made us to be a kingdom, to be priests unto his God and Father

Then we NT priests must even wash our robe so we can enter into God’s Holy City.
Revelation 22:14         Blessed are they that wash their robes, that they may have the right to come to the tree of life, and my enter in by the gates into the city.

From Bible history:

In the beginning, in Genesis 3:21, even though the Bible says "coats”, in the Hebrew original  the word is: 3801, ku^tto^neth, meaning to cover ; a shirt: - coat, garment, robe.
 -according to the Strong's Concordance.
If God wanted men to wear pants, He would have made them pants in the garden, but no. He made them ROBES..  from Genesis to Revelation, it was ROBES.

God's prophet Samuel said SAUL wore a ROBE with skirt:
1Samuel 15:27 And as Samuel turned about to go away, Saul laid hold upon the skirt of his ROBE,

Job wore a ROBE and shaved his head to WORSHIP!
Job 1:20 Then Job arose, and rent his robe, and shaved his head, and fell down upon the ground, and worshipped

Backslid Israel under judgement loses robe!
Isaiah 3:24 And it shall come .. and instead of a robe, a girding of sackcloth; branding instead of beauty.  >>> Wow, -"instead of a robe" ???

God says He will clothe with robe!
Isaiah 22:21 and I will cloth him with thy ROBE, and strengthen him with thy girdle
Godly messenger wears robe!

The angel at Jesus' empty tomb is arrayed in a what? Mark 16:5 And entering into the tomb, they saw a young man sitting on the right side, ARRAYED IN A WHITE ROBE....

Lost prodigal son accepted and is given ROBE!:
Luke 15:22 But the father said to his servants, Bring forth quickly the BEST ROBE, and put it on him

Martyred saints given ROBES:
Revelation 6:11 And there was given them to each one A WHITE ROBE

Therefore we must start a new sect of Christianity requiring all converts to wear robes after being baptized. It is God’s true way.
We will contract with a clothing supplier and sell various qualities of robes in the church foyer as a fundraiser as we meet the needs of the saints for true, Godly apparel.
God's standard of clothing has been discarded by the church for too long.

Ask Yourself This Question: Would Jesus wear pants?
ALL the Godly men IN THE BIBLE wore ROBES, as all the scriptures clearly state.
Anyone teaching different is going against God's standard of modesty.
- Men must wear robes.
- Men stopped wearing robes and began wearing ungodly WORLDLY substitutions hundreds of years ago.
- Godly men still wore robes in the Old Testament and NEW Testament.

FACT: ALL martyrs in the tribulation are given WHITE ROBES!
FACT: Jesus wore a robe.
FACT: God "made them ROBES" when they sinned in the garden.
Solid proof right there that robes are God's only approved covering!!!

"come out from among them" the apostate, pants-wearing leaders of Christianity have fallen away from the TRUE STANDARD of God's modesty, as given in scripture. From Genesis to Revelation, modest apparel was robes.

Both "before the law" and after the law, the Standard for the righteous was robes.

Ecclesiastes 9:8 Let thy *garments* be always white...
begged- behg'-ed  H898; a covering, clothing; - apparel, clothes, garment, raiment, robe

How simple. White garments only, how did we miss that?

But wait, a close examination of the word "garment" reveals some more shocking truth:
 Matthew 17:2 and he was transfigured before them;... and his *garments* became white as the light.   G2440* ἱμάτιον himation -Neuter of a presumed derivative of ἕννυμιhennumi (to put on); ==> a dress (inner or outer) <===:- apparel, cloke, clothes, garment, raiment, robe, vesture.

Mark 9:3 and his *garments* became glistering, exceeding white, so as no fuller on earth can whiten them.*G2440* a dress (inner or outer): - apparel, cloke, clothes, garment, raiment, robe, vesture.

And again, Rev 3:4 But thou hast a few names in Sardis
===> that did not defile their *garments* <=== and they shall walk with me in white...

Revelation 3:5 He that overcometh shall thus be arrayed in white *garments*;
===> in the Greek, it is the SAME WORD as Jesus wore!
G2440 ἱμάτιον himation him-at'-ee-on, --->a dress (inner or outer): - apparel, cloke, clothes,garment, raiment, robe, vesture.

Rev 6:11 And there was given them to each one A WHITE ROBE
There it is, the honest truth, verse after verse after verse..
All ministers in our new denomination will follow this true, Biblical holiness standard.
After all, in Revelation it is a salvation issue. Only God's true holy standard is righteous.. \o/

Now the only question is, should a robe be silk, cotton, or wool?

From the mail bag, some responses to questions:
"WHY are pants on men are wrong
1. Pants show off a man’s body, that’s why God made robes.
2. I proved robes from scripture and if we apply the scripture to clothing styles, pants are not acceptable.... on a man. Robes are required in Revelation 6 and 7.
3. the cultural style of men’s pants/women’s pants is impossible to justify, especially using Deut. 22:5 for example.  -and ignoring the abominations of lying, pride and other abominations God gave in scripture.
4. If we focus on what God said in scripture regarding robes, obviously there is no room for men wearing pants either.

Question.  When did men begin to wear pants?
answer:  Who cares? At some point, men began to wear pants as they left God.
Before that, men of God wore robes.

Question: Aren’t men’s pants modest?
answer:  No, they are sin because they show the outline of his back-end if he has one.

Question:  What if a man comes to church but cannot afford to buy robes?
answer:    He should use sheets and make sure they are pinned so not to show any leg. 

Question:  What if the man needs to run or chase something?
answer:   God will help him.

Question: What if a Christian is not wearing a robe and dies?
Answer:  Too bad they lose out. We advise short baths and showers and get the robe back on.. If they are in a car wreck and are still alive, make sure the hospital puts a robe on them.

Question: What about “girding up your loins” was like pants?
Answer:  Scripture does not give details for girding up their robe between their legs thus inventing pants. That is silly.
Anyone with a mind not poisoned by false teaching would never think that was how it was done. Only a Pharisee spirit would invent a rule like that to bring men into pants-bondage and deceive people into wearing them when God ordered robes.

What holiness-loving, modesty-preaching, un-worldly clothes wearing pastor would disapprove of that?
Can you imagine a church building full of saints wearing them and the IMPACT it would have on sinners?  Think about the youth car wash where they are wearing those. What a testimony!

.... Therefore, we say  "come out from among them and BE YE SEPARATE saith the Lord"..

I hope y'all saw the humor.. and how easy it is to make a seeming truth into error.

The irony is that we can easily prove robes are Biblical and it is sheer irony that every justification used from Deuteronomy 22:5 against women in pants can be applied to men wearing them too.


  1. This is where we buy ours :)

  2. LOL! For a minute there I thought you were serious.

  3. I was afraid some might think it serious.. :=)

  4. THAT WAS AWESOME! lol! You had me for a minute. i was like, what??? this man has fell off his rocker! Yes, i am immediatly going to share this so that all my ex UPC friends who think I am a abomination to God for wearing pants can see. GREAT JOB!

  5. It is very funny. And yet with some sting. I actually struggle with men in pants, being a survivor of abuse. I wish we would all go back to dressing as the Jew's did, men and women both.

  6. This is SOOOOOOO Grrrrrrreat!!!!! You had me giggling through the whole document. I just said to my friend before I read your very last two statements, "I can't figure out if this guy is serious or making a funny". Thanks for the Humor. It was GREAT!